Hello, Jennifer! Welcome to the home of Deb E., where I grill you slowly, basting regularly, until you’re nice and tender then I—uh, hey, where ya going?
What are you, nuts? [I can neither confirm nor deny] I’m nobody’s turkey. Or chicken. Choose your foul!
Come back, come back, I’ll be gentle. Promise. [See. I look totally innocent].
Okay, well the innocent thing is still up in the air. Put that baster down, please.
So, first up, can you tell me a little about you and your induction into writing?
I started writing in high school on a whim. I always had stories in my head, but writing them down took too long and my father had to buy stock in correction tape for the typewriter.
Hold it. I see that baster. Put it down!